Monday, May 21, 2007

Kabir v/s Software Engineer Quotes

Kabir :"Dheere dheere re mana, dheere sab kuch hoye,Maali seenche sow ghara, ritu aaye phal hoye."
SE :"Dheere dheere re project leader, dheere project execute hoye,client dikhaye kitni bhi urgency, release deadline ke baad hi hoye.."

Kabir :"Jab Tun Aaya Jagat Mein, Log Hanse Tu RoyeAise Karni Na Kari, Pache Hanse Sab Koye."
SE :"Jab project aaye company mein, client hase hum roye,Aisi karni na kari, tu hase client roye..."

Kabir:"Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja KhayeVaid Bichara Kya Kare, Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye"
SE:"Deadline aisi dakini, man ka tension badhaaye,kaam itna ho sar par, time pe complete kaise ho paaye."

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