Kabir v/s Software Engineer Quotes

Kabir :
Pothhi padh padh jag mooya, pandit bhaya na koye, Dhai aakhar prem ka, padhe so pandit hoye
SE :Coding kar ar jag mooya, programmer bhaya na koye,Do shabd copy-paste ke, kare so programmer hoye.

Kabir :"Chalati chakki dekh ke, diya Kabira roye,Do paatan ke beechmein, saabut bacha na koye."
SE:"Client aur manager ko dekhke, engineers saare roye,Deadline meet karne ke chakkar mein, saabut bacha na koye."

Kabir :"Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoyeAuron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye"
SE:"Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye."

Rahim :"Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo chatkayetode se fir jude na, jude gaanth pad jaaye."
SE :"SE confidence manager, mat todo chatkayeProject to barbaad hoye hi, appraisal mein waat lag jaye."